New Web 2.0 Application to Catapult Blogging Experience to Ultimate Extreme
Source: WikipediaToday, online social network behemoth MyFacePlace.com announced its latest Web 2.0 technology, SHIPAT has gone live.
Having been under development since the advent of segmented baked leavened flour dough, this latest in a long line of social networking applications finally comes out of theta testing after a series of missteps that saw rival companies gain market share at the expense of MyFacePlace.
Technology blog YechTech.bla predicts that a large number savvy entrepreneurs will jump on the bandwagon to take advantage of what pundits all agree will be a paradigm shift in social networking.
According to MyFacePlace spokeswoman, O. Ly Kidding, the technology is nothing short of amazing.
“Frankly, we’re shocked no one has thought of this before. There’s just something almost natural-like to meeting a person in real life, shaking their hand — it’s an intimacy that really has no rival. There’s a raw energy to the entire process that elicits comparisons to Paleolithic tribal interactions. We think the concept is going to take off in big way.”
To date MyFacePlace has released the following applications:
- SHIPAT v1.0 – Shake Hands In Person And Talk
- UTIE v2.5 – Use the Telephone Instead of always Emailing
- FOHSSIRG v3.1 – FOr Heavens sake, Shave and Shower If you want a Real Girlfriend
Investors, ebullient with the news, pushed shares of MyFacePlace stock up 256% to an all-time high of $1,024 in after hours trading.
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2 Comments on New Web 2.0 Application to Catapult Blogging Experience to Ultimate Extreme
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Hunter Nuttall on
Tue, 1st Apr 2008 7:49 am
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Nez on
Tue, 1st Apr 2008 9:02 pm
You know, this makes me wonder if people actually try to manipulate stock prices with April Fools’ jokes. It’s kind of like insider trading, but it’s legal, right?
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Interesting idea. I’m sure somewhere, someone has analyzed all the stock markets for the April 1’s over the years.
There might be something to it.
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